SUPERVILLIAN!VIVI AND SUPERHERO!SAM ALL CAPS ROUGH DRAFT

( UNDER A CUT FOR LOSERS WHO DON'T LIKE CAPS RAPING THEIR FLISTS. ALSO BECAUSE ILU )

It's a little depressing to read a fanfiction summary, think wow, that's not a very good summary at all!, then realise that it's pretty much the same summaries I used to write! D:

Sitting in the ER waiting room and reading Living Dead in Dallas. Is it sad that I already like Eric so much more than Bill?

I'd really like to have a bit of a cry, and maybe a hug, but I can't cry in front of people. ;o;

Two Gundams one fuel tank.

i want my mommy.

My mum's pretty sick and I have to call my uncle to have him help me taker her to the ER. Fucking hospitals. They should treat everyone. But, of course, they don't. I wish we had national health care :(.

So... if you could wish, or pray, or have a Wiccan circle for her or whatever you do, it would be... so appreciated.

So, I heard you enjoy the antics and look of the Pokemon known as 'Mudkip.'

Fuck America, I'm from Texas.

:D

So. I went to the orthodontist's today. And I have to keep my braces on until August. D: December 2005-August 2009. THAT'S A LONG FREAKING TIME. Also, I have to wear rubber bands from my bottom teeth to my top canine. I can't even open my mouth. *cries a lot*


On the plus side, the cute redhead orthodontist assistant had her boobs all up on my face. :D

Oh, oh! Also, I got a Star Trek TOS puzzle cube! And a poster. And a keychain communicator! :D

Is there anyone who would be willing to go over a short Star Wars Anakin/Obi-wan fanfiction for me? It just seems to need a little going over. It just doesn't feel 100% right to me.

<3

ALSO - The Vulcan version of 'I wanna fuck you like an animal.' "I would find it aggreable if our behavior while engaging in sexual intercourse were animalistic in nature."

I TALKED TO SOMEONE TODAY! Like, I had a conversation! That's a big thing!

I'm so proud of myself it's almost a little sad.

ZQ YOU ARE GQ. ALSO AWESOME.

ALSO DID YOU JUST SAY IT MEANS YOU GOT A TALENTED TONGUE AND MAKE ME SWOON? YOU DID? YEAH.

BEGINNING OF CHAPTER 5 YOU'RE AMAZING HOLY CRAP.

*sigh* driving requires me to not listen to my audio books. stupid going places. :(

ALSO MOAR CHEKOV PLS. AM I RIGHT?

YAY FOR PAID ACCOUNTS AND AWESOME USER PICS~

Is it creepy that I find a 16 year old kind of hot now that I'm 18? I sure hope not, because I still do.

...she just... has awesome legs.

HAY jooniper_pearl GUESS WHO CAN FINALLY READ YOUR ENTRIES!

18 feels just like 17 except people expect you to be more responsible. ...also, you get a car! :D

Leave me a comment and I will give you a letter.
Then, write 10 things that you love starting with that letter.
Post the list in your journal.
Give out letters to your commenters in return.

rinnakins gave me P. I think she just wants me to talk about penises.

1. Ponies. Because who doesn't like ponies.
2. Pavel Chekov. Necular wessels.
3. Pimp hats. I love anything that has unironic animal print or feathers.
4. Pandas. Because HOLY CRAP PANDAS AWESOME DUDE~
5. Put Put Golf. It makes me feel like I'm actually good at golf.
6. Purple, because it's kind of the most awesome color in the world. After green.
7. Pop Punk.
8. PomPoms. The tiny ones that you use in arts and crafts. They're fun to play with.
9. PUPPIES! (...mostly because of Natalie Portman's funnyordie video)
10. ...Portman, Natalie. She's the love of my short life that I will never even get to meet. D:
11. lolpot. ...actually, I've never even smelled pot, I just really wanted to say it.
ALSO PIE

I totally stole this from rinnakins I also stole your phone number, so I can call and breath into the receiver all creepy like.


( if fandoms were relationships )

Crap. I'm at dad's. Anyone want to come save me? (I'm totally open to hitch hiking across the... ocean to go to London with zofie123, man.)

I wish I always had a redshirt around so I'd never have to worry about myself.